Happy Birthday!!....(the pics says...ok i m also sayin)...Me and U...HUM TUM...ok neways.."Irritatin"Ishita and "Joker"Apoorva

First of All

"Happy Birthday to you
you live in a zoo
you look like a monkey
and you smell like one too..."

Appu Khote ur alien frnd that is me...says ...

"Hey buddy….Many Many Happy returns of the day….(M not jealous u have become 18 b4 me… n I m better a kid)…I hope u like this “E-Gift”…If u remember its exactly one year now for our challenge of irritating each oder…I hope we have been to each oder’s xpectations in this thing.. .gosh...lookin two years back ...neither of us cud have ever imagined we becoming best of chums n so close frnds… (I guess even God wudnt have known this)…even aftr havin everything opposite…not a single thing in common (one thing was there which we both liked,which I cant recall)..not jus likings but habits too…well it jus cant b coincidence…God made us best friends because he knew that our moms couldn’t handle us as brother and sister…I guess u wont b aware of the fact that ur one of those few 3-4 people being with whom I actually get rid of my tensions..n forget all my problems..(that doesn’t mean ur the reason why I cant solve physics n maths problems sumtyms..hehehe)..I am of those few lucky persons..who have u by their side..to b there wid them always…n all friends of ur wud agree to that…its not jus for the sake of sayin…but we do feel so…oh ooouch…dammn those fractures…I still cant write properly…:-P…12t std was D BEST year of my schoolin life…not just because we all used to do masti in class …teachers ko pareshan karma…school xams k liye bina padhe pass hona…class bunk karke khelne jaana ..but also coz I found A FRIEND named ‘IRRITATIN’ ISHITA…N I do need to mention..how Narayana used to b fun ..even while sir used to each..all we did was talking,scribbling on benches..hardly payin attention in chem. N maths class.n jus irritatin each oder..n scriblin n dirtyin the hands....sorry for ritin such a long testimonial..but u see this is not like those boring topics of creative ritings in English…so I feel like ritin here..so please try to bear it wid me…n if u cant bear…(then have a beer wid me…lol…ahem sorry for the pj..cudnt resist that..)..i cant help it….u will have to nehow…u will find few pj’s n few humourous things here…jus coz I dint want u to get all emotional reading everyone’s testimonials about…jus to bring a smile along with a laugh on ur face..i guess many people wud have told u have a killing smile…n specially ..when it comes wen ur upto sumthing…those devilish smiles….U r the perfect example of the sayin…”good things come in small person..” well I kno its packages but modifyin it a lil bit wont take ne1’s Olympic medal…n yeah if ur still awake aftr reading this ..den can I get ur autograph coz m a fan of urs…well jus remember that Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world….I may not be the first to wish u, but i will try my best to be the best in who wished u happy birthday once again…. have a blast

Love and Luck…

Ur alien frnd

‘Joker’Apoorva."